A.a.r.m.
🎞️ S9 E22 🤔 Caution

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Is The Office S9 E22 OK for kids?

A.a.r.m.

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Content guide

👊 Violence
💋 Sex
🙊 Language
⭐ Overall

Preview first — about 10+

The Office S9 E22, “A.a.r.m.”, scores 1/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 10+.

Across the episode we counted 8 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (1); Affairs / cheating (1); Swearing (4). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.

Parents need to know

Age 10+

Nudity, language, sex talk in live-action sitcom.

Parents need to know that The Office S9 E22, "A.a.r.m.", is a live-action sitcom episode. The series is known for workplace cringe, sexual-harassment jokes, occasional crude bits. Sits in the gray area mainly on nudity & bodies (explicit, in dialogue). Sexual content includes Dwight says, "Plus her dowry contains a walk-in freezer full of frozen, premium cattle sperm"; Oscar says, "He just keeps spitting out the nipple". Language isn't constant, but you can expect swearing — for example, Andy says, "A cappella is all about pitch, and I am nothing if not a total pitch bitch". Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.

Watch for — every moment, theme by theme

Sex & hookups 2 moments

How Sex & hookups shows up in The Office S9 E22:

  • Caution
    Dwight Plus her dowry contains a walk-in freezer full of frozen, premium cattle sperm.
  • Mild
    Oscar I can’t believe the doc is finally going to air. When this thing started, I was still having sex with women. As was Kevin, I believe.

Nudity & bodies 1 moment

How Nudity & bodies shows up in The Office S9 E22:

  • Too much
    Oscar He just keeps spitting out the nipple.

Affairs / cheating 1 moment

How Affairs / cheating shows up in The Office S9 E22:

  • Caution
    Stanley Over the course of this documentary I’ve had three affairs. If you find my body in a ditch, let me save the police some trouble: my wife did it.

Swearing 4 moments

How Swearing shows up in The Office S9 E22:

  • Caution
    Andy A cappella is all about pitch, and I am nothing if not a total pitch bitch.
  • Mild
    Meredith I’d better come out of this smelling like a rose. I’ve been on my best behavior for nine years. If it wasn’t for the cameras, I would’ve done some truly vulgar crap.
  • Mild
    Dwight Damn straight.
  • Mild
    Jim Get the hell outta here.

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